Marco Rubio in Dallas and Jabba the Orangutan Molester

Rubio showed up in Dallas, and someone started heckling him. Unlike Trump, apparently Rubio was too impotent to handle the heckler, so some huge fat guy grabbed the heckler and used physical force to violently abridge his free speech rights.

Have you ever wondered how huge fat guys like that entertain themselves? They cannot be “normal” in any sense of the word. (What woman would voluntarily choose to be with some thing like that?) My guess is that he has to abuse baby organutans while flagellating himself to get off. Therefore, he will henceforth be known as “Jabba the Orangutan Molester.”

If Rubio has to depend on the Orangutan Molester whenever he encounters a little friction, then he has no business even THINKING about running for President. (Putin will SHRED him in their first conversation. Rubio needs to stick to cheerleaders and lobbyists who cannot fight back. Rubio is