This is via email from Aunt Pam, a former democrat
1. If you’re a man, don’t get married.
2. Have a couple kids.
3. Use your mom’s address for your mail.
4. Buy a house.
5. Rent your house to your girlfriend and your two kids.
6. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for the rent on the 3 bedroom home.
7. Have your girlfriend sign up for Obamacare.
8. Your girlfriend gets to go to college free as a single mother.
9. She also gets $400 a month for food stamps.
10. She gets a free cell phone.
11. She also gets a cash grant to help pay for heating costs.
12. Move into your house with her, but keep your mom’s address for your mail.
13. Each of you can claim one child on your taxes so now you both get to claim head of household credit ($1295).
14. Have your girlfriend get a permanent disability for “marked difficulties maintaining concentration” or having a “back pain.”
This is all perfectly legal, and is clearly being enjoyed by millions of people.
Here’s how it all adds up:
$22,800 disability + $10,800 housing benefit +$4,800 food stamps + $3,300 Obamacare subsidy + $900 utilities grant + $5,645 Pell grant cash + $12,000 yearly college tuition grant + $8,000 single mother tax benefit + $1,295 head of household credit…
…equals $69,540 – and we didn’t even add in the free cellphone!
Now you know why our nation has a debt of $18,205,125,300,000.
Welcome to America.
chulai1968
Truth Prevailing
Publius Huldah
Freedom Rider
kathleen
radioroger2015
Steve
truckjunkie
This isn’t EXACTLY legal,but with the current badministration it’s close enough. Sorta like a guy from California who,after being stopped for 95 in a 75 zone,explained that he thought Nevada was like California-speed limits THERE are more of a “suggestion kinda thing”.
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hahahahhaha, that’s what my husband always says about me…
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Ya know what kind of drivers I HATE? People who drive like ME! LOL
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Listen where I live, most of these yaaahooos drive with their middle fingers waving at you just because you’re there. It’s really gotten totally bizarro
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Where I live,it’s not too bad;most people still stop and let someone into or out of a parking space on the main street,if you’re trying to cross the street MOST people will stop even if there’s no crosswalk or “Rainbow skip”. Of course there are a LOT of Out-of-Staters working at the Mines and they don’t do that stuff “back home”. So they drive like “analorifices”,following too close,passing where it’s not safe,ignoring Stop signs,and if a pedestrian gets in front of one of those jackasses,it’d better be a damned fast one. (I like to piss ’em off by going the speed limit and being extra,EXTRA careful of cross traffic at intersections,stop for anyone who’s even walking TOWARD a cross walk. They eventually try to pass me,so as soon as I see them swoop into the park lane or oncoming traffic to pass,I wait until they’re pretty well committed to their move,I signal a turn,they throw on the brakes and scream the tires missing me-it’s Hilarious! ESPECIALLY when I’m in the 2 Ton truck-they CAN’T hit me-it’d DESTROY their vehicle,and I’m not afraid to play “bumper cars” with ’em. What could they damage on my truck that I couldn’t fix?
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You crack me up!!!!!!!
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It’s a tough job,but SOMEBODY has to do it…*;) winking
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