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This is via email from Aunt Pam, a former democrat

1. If you’re a man, don’t get married.
2. Have a couple kids.
3. Use your mom’s address for your mail.
4. Buy a house.
5. Rent your house to your girlfriend and your two kids.
6. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for the rent on the 3 bedroom home.
7. Have your girlfriend sign up for Obamacare.
8. Your girlfriend gets to go to college free as a single mother.
9. She also gets $400 a month for food stamps.
10. She gets a free cell phone.
11. She also gets a cash grant to help pay for heating costs.
12. Move into your house with her, but keep your mom’s address for your mail.
13. Each of you can claim one child on your taxes so now you both get to claim head of household credit ($1295).
14. Have your girlfriend get a permanent disability for “marked difficulties maintaining concentration” or having a “back pain.”

This is all perfectly legal, and is clearly being enjoyed by millions of people.

Here’s how it all adds up:

$22,800 disability + $10,800 housing benefit +$4,800 food stamps + $3,300 Obamacare subsidy + $900 utilities grant + $5,645 Pell grant cash + $12,000 yearly college tuition grant + $8,000 single mother tax benefit + $1,295 head of household credit…

…equals $69,540 – and we didn’t even add in the free cellphone!

Now you know why our nation has a debt of $18,205,125,300,000.

Welcome to America.